Most man usually having a difficult time to understand women, said that they're a complex creatures that hard to understand. Actually that's not completely true, woman just enjoy a little attention and like to be pleased. These are some useful tips on how to treat your lady:
1. Don't hug her friends or your friends which are girls, cause she'll feel left out.
2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if it's just for a second.
3. Hug her from behind.
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up.
5. Wrestle with her.
6. Don't go hang out with your ex when shes not with you, you might not realize how badly it hurts her.
7. If you're talking to another girl, when you're done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her.... let her know she's yours and they aren't.
8. Write her notes or call her just to say "hi"..and not just at night after you've already been out with other girls.
9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up
12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it.
13. Make her laugh, if you can make her laugh, you can make her do anything.
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.
16. If you care about her, then tell her.
17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (she'll treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed).
18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile.
20. Hang out with her on weekends.
21. Kiss her in the rain.
22. If your listening to music, let her listen too.
23. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if it's simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means all the world to HER. it's the thought that counts.
24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy.)
25. Girl don't necessarily have to have hour-long conversations every night, but it's nice for them to hear your voice even for a quick hello.
26. Give her what she wants
27. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
28. Tell her she's beautiful, she needs to know her striving is working.
29. Hang out with her whenever you are free and u should be free to hang with your girlfriend all the time
30. If u care about her...SHOW it!
Note: Boys, this post is NOT a joke and you really should do those things whenever possible, and not the other way around because you think that this only a humorous tips.
Minggu, 05 Juni 2011
just for fun : meanings of kisses :9
"A kiss is the act of pressing one's lips against the body of another. Cultural connotations of kissing vary widely. A kiss may be used to express sentiments of love, passion, affection, respect, greeting, friendship, and good luck, among many others." -- Definition of kiss according to Wikipedia.
You also can find the other definitions of kiss/kissing according to various dictionaries, and they will describe it quite similar with the above sentences. But because this is a humor blog, we searched for the uncommon definitions of kiss according to many disciplines. And here are what we found:
Economics :
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
Accountancy :
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Algebra :
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
Geometry :
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
Physics :
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Chemistry :
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Zoology :
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria. *kinda disgusting, huh? :p
Physiology :
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction. *to be honest i dont have any idea what is this sentence talking about. :p
Dentistry :
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Statistics :
Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36. *???
Philosophy :
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
English :
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Architecture :
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.
Comp. Science :
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable
You also can find the other definitions of kiss/kissing according to various dictionaries, and they will describe it quite similar with the above sentences. But because this is a humor blog, we searched for the uncommon definitions of kiss according to many disciplines. And here are what we found:
Economics :
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
Accountancy :
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Algebra :
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
Geometry :
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
Physics :
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Chemistry :
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Zoology :
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria. *kinda disgusting, huh? :p
Physiology :
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction. *to be honest i dont have any idea what is this sentence talking about. :p
Dentistry :
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Statistics :
Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36. *???
Philosophy :
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
English :
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Architecture :
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.
Comp. Science :
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable
Minggu, 15 Mei 2011
Bubble talk : cuma pengen ngomel.
Dari kemaren, rasanya senewen. kenapa? nggak tau.
Aku cuma malas omong, malas buka mulut.
Ada apa? nggak tau.
Cuma masalah mood ku nggak asyik diajak becanda, jadi lebih baik aku diem daripada kelepasan marah.
Yang jauh lebih ngga asyik itu kalo aku kelepasan nyemprot orang yang ndak berhubungan dengan memburuknya moodku.
capedeh. --a
cuma kayaknya, yang namanya masalah emang ngga bisa jauh2 dari aku.
Seharian sama pacar, ngliat dia latihan sambil ngetik2 ngga jelas. makin lama makin badmood karena nggak nemu juga apa yang mau dijadiin proyek tugas akhir yang deadline nya mendekat. sialan...
sepulang latihan aku ngajak makan.
emang namanya GOLDEN WEEK ya, panjang kali liburnya, dari sabtu-minggu-senin-selasa, jelas aja Malang makin rame. Makin hari makin macet lah ni malang.. huh. Libur panjang ini bikin malang makin asoy buat malem mingguan pake motor.
huft. agak cape di jalan, bete akibat padatnya lalu lintas. sekarang aku baru paham kenapa kebanyakan orang jakarta butuh refreshing di akhir pekan.
terus kita makan di Warung Steak and Shake, dari sekitar jam lima lewat sepuluh. kita emang liat nya WSS lagi rame banget, jadi kita mutusin buat sekalian latihan sabar. kita duduklah sudah. ternyata, ditunggu 45 mnit, makanan ngga dateng juga. yang dateng cuma es jeruk ku doang, bahkan lemon tea nya pacarku ga dateng.
akhirnya kita mutusin balik aja lah sekalian, cape nungguin. ternyata pas kita udah bayar es jeruknya aja, makanannya dateng. diiringi pelototan waiter nya, yaaaa udah kita cabut dah, pulang.
dijalan aku diem, dan pacarku ngebut aja. sampe nyaris nabrak. hahaha,,, untung gapapa. :)
entah, kena itu mungkin aku jadi makin badmood. ngga tau, kaya dia ga peduli aja deh... huufh,, berusaha lah saya buat ceria dikit.. ternyata ngga bisa.
huuh emang udah susah deh kalo berurusan sama badmood.. :(
akhirnya kebetean saya memuncak ketika dijahili gaada habisnya. huuuf..
sampe pulang dia nya.. ya udah aku pasrah westalah.
sampe pagi ini... saya mencoba berdamai.. ternyataa emang ngga bisa.
aku udah tau sih sebenernya hasil akhirnya bakal gimana. tapi entah aku cuma berusaha nipu diriku sendiri, ato memang berusaha memperbaiki proses buat hasil yang lebih baik, tetep aja aku mencoba lagi...
dan hasilnya? NOL BESAR. aku malah makin bikin diriku sendiri jadi lebih down. aaah.. repot kan...?
aku cuma pengen sesekali manja, minta dituruti segalanya, minta dimengerti. sesekali aja. selebihnya silahkan kamu yang seperti itu.. aku ga keberatan... tapi boleh kan aku meminta kesempatanku itu disaat aku pengen?
teman-teman bilang aku sabar. terlalu sabar. iya kah? mungkin iya aku kaya gitu. tapi aku juga boleh kan sesekali jadi orang yang ga sabaran?
sesekali ajah...
tapi kenapa mesti ketika sesekali itu datang, malah endingnya nyakitin?? apa iya mesti aku jadi orang yang "terlalu sabar" terus??
apa ini saatnya aku kembali seperti dulu lagi? :')
aku capek... :'(
Aku cuma malas omong, malas buka mulut.
Ada apa? nggak tau.
Cuma masalah mood ku nggak asyik diajak becanda, jadi lebih baik aku diem daripada kelepasan marah.
Yang jauh lebih ngga asyik itu kalo aku kelepasan nyemprot orang yang ndak berhubungan dengan memburuknya moodku.
capedeh. --a
cuma kayaknya, yang namanya masalah emang ngga bisa jauh2 dari aku.
Seharian sama pacar, ngliat dia latihan sambil ngetik2 ngga jelas. makin lama makin badmood karena nggak nemu juga apa yang mau dijadiin proyek tugas akhir yang deadline nya mendekat. sialan...
sepulang latihan aku ngajak makan.
emang namanya GOLDEN WEEK ya, panjang kali liburnya, dari sabtu-minggu-senin-selasa, jelas aja Malang makin rame. Makin hari makin macet lah ni malang.. huh. Libur panjang ini bikin malang makin asoy buat malem mingguan pake motor.
huft. agak cape di jalan, bete akibat padatnya lalu lintas. sekarang aku baru paham kenapa kebanyakan orang jakarta butuh refreshing di akhir pekan.
terus kita makan di Warung Steak and Shake, dari sekitar jam lima lewat sepuluh. kita emang liat nya WSS lagi rame banget, jadi kita mutusin buat sekalian latihan sabar. kita duduklah sudah. ternyata, ditunggu 45 mnit, makanan ngga dateng juga. yang dateng cuma es jeruk ku doang, bahkan lemon tea nya pacarku ga dateng.
akhirnya kita mutusin balik aja lah sekalian, cape nungguin. ternyata pas kita udah bayar es jeruknya aja, makanannya dateng. diiringi pelototan waiter nya, yaaaa udah kita cabut dah, pulang.
dijalan aku diem, dan pacarku ngebut aja. sampe nyaris nabrak. hahaha,,, untung gapapa. :)
entah, kena itu mungkin aku jadi makin badmood. ngga tau, kaya dia ga peduli aja deh... huufh,, berusaha lah saya buat ceria dikit.. ternyata ngga bisa.
huuh emang udah susah deh kalo berurusan sama badmood.. :(
akhirnya kebetean saya memuncak ketika dijahili gaada habisnya. huuuf..
sampe pulang dia nya.. ya udah aku pasrah westalah.
sampe pagi ini... saya mencoba berdamai.. ternyataa emang ngga bisa.
aku udah tau sih sebenernya hasil akhirnya bakal gimana. tapi entah aku cuma berusaha nipu diriku sendiri, ato memang berusaha memperbaiki proses buat hasil yang lebih baik, tetep aja aku mencoba lagi...
dan hasilnya? NOL BESAR. aku malah makin bikin diriku sendiri jadi lebih down. aaah.. repot kan...?
aku cuma pengen sesekali manja, minta dituruti segalanya, minta dimengerti. sesekali aja. selebihnya silahkan kamu yang seperti itu.. aku ga keberatan... tapi boleh kan aku meminta kesempatanku itu disaat aku pengen?
teman-teman bilang aku sabar. terlalu sabar. iya kah? mungkin iya aku kaya gitu. tapi aku juga boleh kan sesekali jadi orang yang ga sabaran?
sesekali ajah...
tapi kenapa mesti ketika sesekali itu datang, malah endingnya nyakitin?? apa iya mesti aku jadi orang yang "terlalu sabar" terus??
apa ini saatnya aku kembali seperti dulu lagi? :')
aku capek... :'(
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